Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you! Never met a hot torchic than you. Wanna Take a weedle rhydon my lapras until you squirtle bit? Youre making my venusaur. If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen. Aye baby are you a flareon? Pokemon You make me want to Sing myself to sleep! Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar. Are you a Pokemon? Because I would like to catch you with me balls Want to register your number in my PokeNav? Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder. You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu. Hey girl are you into pokemon because I'd like to skwortle on dim jigglelypuffs Do you wanna play my Poke Flute? Can I Squirtle on your Jiggleypuffs? Oh my! I think something may have mega evolved in my pants!!! I've got Masterballs baby. Do you want my Wailord inside you.
Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls? Have you seen my master balls? I heard you cant escape them You want me to become Charmander? Cause my penis is on fire right now I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning. Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag? Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night. Can I fertilize you with my sunkern? I'd like to squirtle in your jigglypuff. Your more beautiful than a Beautifly. Let's have a Togepi of our own! What's your favorite Pokemon move?
Mine is LICK. You've got the lips of a Jynx! You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world. Aye girl you know you want me to squirtle you The name's cock.. How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian. Report copyright infringement. The owner of it will not be notified. Only the user who asked this question will see who disagreed with this answer.
Read more comments. It's a sexual joke using Pokemon instead of saying the sex acts. Highly-rated answerer. Is this from Smosh? The joke is saying "Can I ejaculate sexually on your breasts?
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